10 more weeks at university

1 victory at Snooker

2 all nighters

2 hours of exams

11 delicious beef carveries, traditionally eaten in the hours' gap between Japanese lessons

3 packs of glucose and Pro-Plus

18 litres of diet coke

£2.10 in library fines

9 separate instances of vomiting (that I can recollect)

4X 2,000 word essays later. 

AND I CAN RETURN HOME a shell of my former self.